Monday, August 11, 2003

As a tribute to the novel I'm reading -- Mason and Dixon, by Thomas Pynchon -- I am now starting a new weekly delight. We'll call it:

GayJay's Alamanack

Date: Eleventh Daye of AUGUST, in the year of Our LORD, Two Thousand and Three.

Sun RISETH: 6.27 am And SETTETH: 8.08 pm
The Moon RISETH: 8.19 pm And SETTETH: 5.31 am

Begin ye this Day a Diet for the Losement of Weight and the Castration of LiveStock.

Use this day for Acts Sodomitickal, that thy potatoes would grow in the Roots and not of the Vine.

"Ye who would paradise find, must sew seeds of patience in thy mind!"