Friday, December 19, 2003


The little circle things on the back of this DVD player are Pokey Thingies.
They are very important.

Carry on.

Monday, December 15, 2003

Do you just love these quizzes? If you had an online journal or diary, would you eschew actual content for more and more of these cute little graphics?

Are you damned?
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You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Harry Wack.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

My Mormon name is Jae LeRoi Byard!
What's yours?

Sunday, December 14, 2003

Reason I Love Chapel Hill #450781

A conversation without words, set to the tune of "You Are a Ghost" by the Sames played Real Loud.

Go! Attendent: *holds up sign that says "$7"
Me: *nods head 'no'
Go! Dude: *points to The List
Me: *shakes head yes
Go! Dude: *points to my name
Me: *shakes head yes
Go! Dude: *thumbs me in

Jett Rink was so, so good Friday night. I can't say more than that.
"This Picture Rules More Than Anything Else Ever Has"