So Laura is Officially the funniest person I know. She claims to have been very tired whilst watching Queer as Folk and I believe it. The distinctly graphic sex scenes apparently didn't phase her (yeah, like she's the only girl in the world who likes watching Gay Porno) but she made no real mention of them. What did she comment on, you may well ask:
Laura *watches the hott 15 year old try to score with an older guy*: Why doesn't he try to get boys his own age? He'll spend the rest of his life trying to do that.
Jay: *says nothing for 7 minutes because he's laughing so hard he gets oxygen starvation* He he... *gasp* He he... Oh wait. There was a Dr Who reference just then.
PS: Laura, the next episode, he gives a boy a handjob at school.
The only thing I don't like about that show is how much sex is going on. Specifically, these guys can't take a step without falling into some guy's mouth. Me, I can't pay people to get it. Maybe the blind thing will evince the odd pity fuck.
How to tell I'm not really listening.
Brian: So... I saw you at the show the other night.
Jay: Fine. How are you?
Brian: You really like them, right?
Jay: Oh, it was my friend Laura.
Brian: I SAID: You like them, right?
Jay: *very sweetly* You obviously have no sense of discretion or self-preservation or you'd have walked away by now.
Brian: *backs off slowly*
Yeah. I don't like being ditched AT ALL, yo.
PS: I made one tiny change to the site that cracks me up. Can you spot it?