No. 3 in my list of possible birthday presents: Philip Olivier.
Since the last two pictures haven't been that exciting, I figured a little beefcake never goes awry.
Olivier was on Brookside and Bo Selecta. He also starred in several of Big Finish's Doctor Who audio plays, though it seems to me that most of his obvious talent didn't get used.
In the productions, anyway.
And if they weren't used at all, then the people of Big Finish have a lot to answer for to the rest of Doctor Who fans who boldly live up to 90s stereotypes.
As an aside, there are very, very few people out there who inspire in me the same pillow-biting, immediate lust to get...
[cut scene of Roger Moore waving]
... uh, busy as Phil does.