Breathe. Slowly and Regularly.

Okay, so my car didn't start tonight when I went to go to the WYXC 80s Dance.
Okay, so I (apparently) knocked the car out of gear getting out.
Okay, so the little red car coasted across the street and into the neighbour's yard and got stuck on the wrong side of a little ditch after we went back inside.
Okay, so I look like the town drunk.

Okay, so I have no money to repair any damage done to anything, even of no damage appears to have been wreaked.

I will not freak out. I will not freak out. I will not...
Fuck it.

*Screams