Hey Look! On the Horizon!
It's Windmills! What need tilting!
Better call in Don Jay-hote. Patron of lost causes! Reader of old books! Thinker of forgotten thoughts!
Defender of the honour of Laura while not being at all Petrarchian!
Did y'all know that up until this Century, Don Juan and Don Quixote were pronounced with English rules: Don Joo-an and Don Kwizote....