I'm sooo going to hell*.
Indeedy.
In the past twenty minutes alone, I've thrown down the gauntlet for a girly cat-fight (the last little bit of hetero in me, I reckon) AND had terribly lustful thoughts about the boy who is to be my roommate.
(Note to self: don't frighten him off...)**

I'm off to my interview at the grocery store (?!).

*This post to be accompanied by Belle and Sebastian's 'The Boy Done Wrong Again...'
** It is, however, not my fault that he looks like Emo Glasses boy (See below).