Hmphf.
*I* don't have any kind of boyfriend, let alone one in an ad I feel obligated to hawk on a blog.
Even if I did have one who didn't inflate, I wouldn't praise him as a coporate stooge. Not even with an adorable little kiss curl.
'I said my Gap-whoring* days are over;
threw my headset down and retired from the sales floor...'

*Random rant over. Please return to your normal routines.*

*Oh yes indeedy. It's true. Sales associate, store 4917 (Gap Outlet, Nag's Head, NC); Sales supervisor, store 6007 (Chapel Hill). Maximum payrate achieved in 2 1/2 years: $6.15 an hour.